2 years, 6 months, and 0 days. Which adds up to about 78840017.3 seconds. Anyway, here's a program I made after finding out about the existence of AppleScript. All it does is generate random words by picking 3 random parts from lists and then generates a definition either using the same method to create words, or, if it has a special suffix, it will use other methods to make a definition. (Such as Beerology.) If you get the script, you will be able to add your own parts to the lists and also make your own set of factors for making special definitions of words. And it can also read the created words with a text to speech voice (Which you can also edit in the script!), which is the only reason I specifically chose AppleScript for this project.
(Also, warning: This program contains 2 inside jokes.)
(And if anyone planning to have a child finds this, I have two things to say: First, congratulations. And second, I highly recommend you name them with this. But don't name them "Beerology". I'm in the process of getting a copyright for that.)
(I just don't want to be sued by angry parents.)